From the mouth of Bug
Bug: "Mommy, I know how to hold a toot in"
Me: "How's that, honey?"
Bug: "I just PUSH on it"
Me: "Oh, OK. But why do you need to hold a toot in?"
Bug: "So I don't make is stinky where I'm sitting".
Ah. That makes sense. Far better to HOLD it, until you can share the joy that is your TOOT with others. And then run away.
Peace. Holly. Written on Tuesday, November 08, 2005
7 Comments:
Hello Holly! Michele sent me. I'd LOVE to say I don't understand, but the truth is I understand all too well, as does our male cat. In our household we call that the toxic bubble...
Laughing out loud.
Not that I relate to either of you....
Ah... they learn these things so early! Just last night my son was tooting and giggling in the bath tub. How'd he know to giggle? I was determined to stay straight-faced til he giggled!
Holly: Can't wait to have my kids! When I was bugs age and for the next 10 years after I always tooted to create commotion, for revenge or to be funny! BTW: I'm Linking you!!! lol!
pretty sure our boys haven't figured out how to hold them in. many a diaper has been changed following a false alarm.
Heehee!
Where's my martini? Oh, hold on, I can't have it yet. Damn.
Yes, Holly. Tooting is definitely a hit and run sport. And like Cin said above--often pets are the worst ones in that regard. PU!
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